Dec 13, 2011 – 8:18pm

I don't know if you being facetious I completely serious but I totally am on the same boat with you, if ur serious. I was currently unemployed I actually am still unemployed til my mother decided I have 2 weeks to move out!!!

I'm glad that you have a dream and going after it because that only means that you will succeed at it Sent from the OkCupid app

11/17/2011

Nov 17, 2011 – 9:54am

Your answer to Friday night whereabouts caught my eye. I'm new to online dating and must give credit that you've been on numerous Ok Cupid dates. Maybe I'm being too particular, but in the sea of random messages I've received since joining, prospects are slim (I'm not bragging about my message receipt, trust me, I don't think a message from HotDoggieStyle is something to be proud of. Yeah, that happened. :)). Maybe I should take a cue from you and at least try a date or two, though. Still, sounds like your apprehensions on each of the women you've been out with, proved true in person.

By the way, I grew up fairly blue-collar as well, and also found that it inspired success. I hope things are going well for you out here on that front. How long have you been in Los Angeles?

11/9/2011

Nov 9, 2011 – 1:59pm

Man, that's such a bummer that your parents won't get off your back about getting a job. Jobs are so overrated ;)

But really a bummer that you won't be able to take me out shoe and purse shopping or to see the Notebook II in theaters next summer.

Your profile made me laugh, so I couldn't resist saying hello :)

-M

11/5/2011

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  Nov 5, 2011 – 10:41am

  I mean... I'm assuming this profile is fake. Right?

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  Nov 5, 2011 – 1:13pm

  Hard to believe a guy like me actually exists, eh? lol.... why would this be fake?

10/16/2011

Oct 16, 2011 – 10:57pm

After reading your profile I had to laught bc I'm in somewhat of the same predicament althought I'm not trying to break into the business by any means. I have been out here for the past month and some change looking for work as well. I had a job offer but sadly it fell through at the last minute so I'm back at it looking for work. Hope you find something soon...I know it's a tough situation.

9/15/2011

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  Sep 15, 2011 – 10:26pm

  you're kidding, right?

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  Sep 15, 2011 – 10:43pm

  kidding about what?

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  Sep 15, 2011 – 10:48pm

  being unemployed and living with your parents and thinking you're going to score a skinny girlfriend?

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  Sep 15, 2011 – 10:51pm

  oh c'mon - this is l.a. - around here it's mostly about looks. don't act like you're any different.

8/15/2011

"You are incredibly adorable! Why can't you ne ten years older lol?"

THIS GUY'S TAKING THE BUS. WHAT PART OF LOSER DON'T YOU GET??

Read top-down. Her message is first.

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Aug 3, 2011 – 10:19pm
you gotta sell yourself there on the last paragraph. How are you gonna get the girls to go out with you LOL
anyways, at least your honest about that. can you even get to the beach:)
i'm probably the most real deal you're gonna get on this site. ha ha. nice to meet.
Careen




Aug 4, 2011 – 12:05am
I'd probably be able to take the bus over to the beach but that's kind of lame.




Aug 4, 2011 – 10:28am
Haha well I wouldn't mind a tour guide around town since I'm still new to LA and exploring. Maybe u can suggest some cool places 2 check out. So we can make a deal. I drive and u be my tour guide:)

ok, i had a little fun with this one

I couldn't resist. Read top-down, her message is first.

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Aug 3, 2011 – 11:47pm
you don't have a job or a car so you can't take anyone out....but you don't like anyone that is slightly overweight..... GET A LIFE!!!!




Aug 3, 2011 – 11:55pm
that's right, i thought i made it clear in my profile that i didn't want overweight people messaging me.... so why did you?




Aug 3, 2011 – 11:55pm
FUCK OFF and GET OVER YOURSELF




Aug 4, 2011 – 12:00am
fuck off? well that's a bit silly, considering you were the one who msg'd me first.

but I'll tell you what - when you decide to take some pride in your appearance and shed a few pounds, feel free to send me a message. Good luck on your search!

ok fine, but no casual sex, right?

Well this is my first entry. This young woman appears a little too desperate to go out with our featured loser. As usual, read from top-down, her message is first.

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Jul 30, 2011 – 10:59pm
Hi.

I was just pondering your conundrum -- if you're bored with all the okc ladies just using you for casual sex, have you considered putting up a photo in which you look less like man candy?

Let me know if you'd like to grab coffee or a cocktail or jump right into something more adventurous like a hike or a hunt for LA's best Ethiopian restaurant. I absolutely promise not to try and have sex with you, especially not the casual variety.

I don't know what types of music you like (you don't really share much info on your profile), but this song just came up on my iTunes and it might be a good addition to the playlist of your life right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3psN4rajU&feature=related

And if you think I might be fun or entertaining to hang out with, but I don't meet your MLA*, that's cool. If you're an awesome human (and not an arrogant ass... it's sorta hard to tell from your profile), I'd much rather make a friend out of you then go on a mediocre date or two.

-LeeAnn

*MLA - minimum level of attraction. i made that up, but it's possible someone else made it up before me and i just don't know it.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:08pm
Hi,

I'm a little low on funds right now, and my car is in a state of disrepair, so dates are pretty much out of the question right now. honestly, i don't even know what would compel a woman on here to send me a message other than my looks.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:22pm
Haha. Ok, so you don't actually want to go out with anyone on okc. And even you believe your photo and height are the only compelling attributes on your profile. You're a hoot.

Regarding your funds, I can buy the drinks if your ego can deal with that.
Regarding your lack of transportation, I'll be in Westwood on Monday afternoon and could come to you if you're available.
Regarding your good looks, you've got one picture up. Almost anyone can look good in one picture. Plus, we can only see from the shoulders up, who knows how the rest of you looks. Maybe it all goes to hell below there.

That's my best offer.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:31pm
Thanks for the offer, but I'm just in a bad spot right now, and I'm gonna just wait for now til I get some money in my pocket and my car back. I'll send you a message when that's all done.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:38pm
Roger dodger. I hope that your bad spot is short-lived (she says with no expectation of ever hearing from the gentleman again, but simply because she wishes that for him). Best. -LeeAnn