ok fine, but no casual sex, right?

Well this is my first entry. This young woman appears a little too desperate to go out with our featured loser. As usual, read from top-down, her message is first.

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Jul 30, 2011 – 10:59pm
Hi.

I was just pondering your conundrum -- if you're bored with all the okc ladies just using you for casual sex, have you considered putting up a photo in which you look less like man candy?

Let me know if you'd like to grab coffee or a cocktail or jump right into something more adventurous like a hike or a hunt for LA's best Ethiopian restaurant. I absolutely promise not to try and have sex with you, especially not the casual variety.

I don't know what types of music you like (you don't really share much info on your profile), but this song just came up on my iTunes and it might be a good addition to the playlist of your life right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3psN4rajU&feature=related

And if you think I might be fun or entertaining to hang out with, but I don't meet your MLA*, that's cool. If you're an awesome human (and not an arrogant ass... it's sorta hard to tell from your profile), I'd much rather make a friend out of you then go on a mediocre date or two.

-LeeAnn

*MLA - minimum level of attraction. i made that up, but it's possible someone else made it up before me and i just don't know it.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:08pm
Hi,

I'm a little low on funds right now, and my car is in a state of disrepair, so dates are pretty much out of the question right now. honestly, i don't even know what would compel a woman on here to send me a message other than my looks.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:22pm
Haha. Ok, so you don't actually want to go out with anyone on okc. And even you believe your photo and height are the only compelling attributes on your profile. You're a hoot.

Regarding your funds, I can buy the drinks if your ego can deal with that.
Regarding your lack of transportation, I'll be in Westwood on Monday afternoon and could come to you if you're available.
Regarding your good looks, you've got one picture up. Almost anyone can look good in one picture. Plus, we can only see from the shoulders up, who knows how the rest of you looks. Maybe it all goes to hell below there.

That's my best offer.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:31pm
Thanks for the offer, but I'm just in a bad spot right now, and I'm gonna just wait for now til I get some money in my pocket and my car back. I'll send you a message when that's all done.




Jul 30, 2011 – 11:38pm
Roger dodger. I hope that your bad spot is short-lived (she says with no expectation of ever hearing from the gentleman again, but simply because she wishes that for him). Best. -LeeAnn